so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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