Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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