My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
