this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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