Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
NoShamevember. You game?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
