Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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