next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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