Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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