Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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