His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
