Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I am full of burrito and curiosity
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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