I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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