I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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