Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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