I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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