I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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