ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
