im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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