Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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