He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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