Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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