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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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