She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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