Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How's work?
Spinning.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
