i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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