At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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