didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
