Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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