Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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