people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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