I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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