About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
