just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So much rum. So many feels.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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