with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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