I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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