East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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