just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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