return my video game
Where is the hickey?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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