i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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