I'm passing your future prison.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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