then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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