I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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