The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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