it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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