He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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