I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
