What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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