Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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