Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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