if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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