physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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