And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I currently don't understand fingers.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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