4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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