So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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