He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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