So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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