Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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