Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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